More vibrancy, better poop, longer life
Sooooo, have you ever had *ahem* an acute digestive problem that you’ll never forget?
Don’t be shy, I’m no stranger to poop stories! 😂
I’m a cleanser and cleanse coach for goodness sake and I’ve heard it all from people!…….
like the person who sharted while driving and then,
obviously needing a bathroom like immediately,
pulls into the first place that may have a public toilet available,
and it ends up to be a fancy hotel….!
She jumps out of the car and runs past valet guys and the front desk attendant
all the while leaking diarrhea down her legs!
Sometimes when I think about that story, I laugh to tears, because when she told me this story, she also was laughing to the point of tears.
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Okay, let's get serious for a sec...
if there’s anything we’ve learned from 2020 it is this:
Creating a healthier self is a great priority to focus on!
It’s a huge win if we take responsibility and protect our immune system from pathogens that make us sick.
With 70% of the immune system located in the digestive tract, it’s safe to say that’s THE place to start winning.
I mean, who wants to walk around with decades-old impacted toxic waste
caked onto our colon wall & 30ft digestive tract?
Not me,
because I know that even if I put on a super cute outfit,
the toxic waste dump will still be there with me underneath it all.
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When I discovered how to do the cleanse correctly, I really had fun with it!
I cleansed my digestive tract with the Master Cleanse
for over 200 days in 2 years.
I'd go on the cleanse for 10 days, sometimes 14, or 17 days,
then off for a few weeks, then back on for 10 days, then off, etc.
I felt so dang good from:
increased metabolism!
10lbs gone!
mucus eliminated!
amazing brain clarity!
endless energy since I wasn't digesting mounds of food!
I like to joke that I have the type of body that looks pregnant when I'm not,
especially when I eat the wrong foods.
Now that I've cleansed,
it's been really easy to know which foods are problematic for me
and I phased them out quickly....
cause I don't have time to ping pong with food fads to maybe get the results I want.
True health is about strategy.
Easily weave this one into your life.... it will show you
all your strong & weak points allowing you to crush your goals faster.
I struggled with a gut for 20 years
and now I don't! I'm free!
💡Figuring out the cleanse part was critical in so many ways,
it's like the lightbulb went on
to illuminate the massive health benefits
AND
free me from endless crunches and plank poses!
It's much easier to strengthen those muscles and sculpt a bod
when decades-old impacted waste is outta the way!
What's your "problem area"?
Fix it up with the cleanse!
As the ingredients increase your metabolism
and
break up old waste in the colon & tissues throughout the body,
your body will regain its actual normal shape.
Hallelujah!
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I'm always drawn to "underdog" & "underground" type of things,
esp ones that actually are legit
& not ruined by the mainstream
turning it into an unhealthy fad and throwing science in your face.
TO BE CLEAR: I am not anti-fad or anti-science.
Both are fantastic at bringing about new awareness for us!
*I am PRO staying out of the dr's office.*
Did you know that doctors get less than 20 hours of nutrition training in school?
I HAVE MORE NUTRITION TRAINING THAN THAT,
PLUS DID THE GERSON THERAPY FOR A YEAR.
Anyway, I had experiences with many-a-fad over the years!
weight-loss shakes,
frozen meals,
potato chips with olestra,
bun-less hamburgers only,
calorie counting not nutrient counting,
and of course doc martin shoes,
denim shirt + denim jeans,
and the "Rachel" haircut, which I totally rocked btw.
It was after my medical choice mistake in my early 30's that
I realized that the coolest "fads" are the non-mainstream ones
that are packed with God's purposeful gifts.
You know, the ones that get you labeled as "crunchy"
or "granola", or "alternative".
And the stuff you experience gives you
a-ha moments,
more confidence,
and a grateful heart while giving all the glory to God where it belongs...amiright?
Have you heard this yet?
God IS science,
and science today
is just man trying to figure out
how God did what he did.
Nice! I love that explanation.
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So, my course and 1:1 coaching helps people through the
original Master Cleanser program:
Lemonade + Color Therapy + VitaFlex
enhanced with 2 more outstanding items
to help with mindset and emotions
during your cleanse,
so you can experience feeling incredible
with a simple strategy
to cleanse out built-up junk
from
organs, tissues, skin, & arteries.
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This strategy regenerates cells
and
rejuvenates you to your CORE...
and is a total gift only God could provide us with.
But you must do it correctly, okay?
The cleanse must be whole-assed, not half-assed.
So just follow along with the directions in the course!
You can do it. I believe in you!
The gist of my one-of-a-kind Master Cleanse Anytime course!
- Watch the first 3 videos:
How to make the Lemonade
Supplies & Timing of things
Introduction
- take the Digestion Transit Time test.
- Then, set your dates for your cleanse.
- Gather just the basic supplies and/or the suggested optional items as well.
(give yourself a 5-7 day buffer to source & get all your cleanse supplies)
- Mark you calendar to pop into the course each morning to watch the corresponding video.
- There are 14 total videos that are ~15 minutes long or less.
- Utilize the private discussion room in each module so you can share your shiz 💩 with others
going through the same thing and not feel like a weirdo doing it on social.
- Have fun learning about your new tools for health
that help you actually be healthy and not spin your wheels
with those mainstream branded fads!
- 60 days access to the course so you can cleanse on-and-off
for up to 60 days with continued access to the succinct videos & discussion room!
- Want additional 1:1 support during your cleanse?
For new cleansers I recommend it on days 1, 3, 6, 9.
Schedule with me here
🍋Why do we need to cleanse?🍋
(short answer: we give our cars oil changes to keep them healthy, sooo....
giving ourselves an oil change to stay healthy seems like a good plan. Amiright? :)
Detailed answer:
because we get polluted by various things either voluntarily (smoking, food choices, other habits)
or not voluntarily
like in the case of food poisoning, or being exposed to someone else's pesticide usage, gasoline fumes,
mold, dust, household chemicals, etc..
These things build-up in the body
and in the cases of food poisonings
they don’t just “resolve themselves”….
the poison (usually a virus strain of some kind)
settles into our tissues and weak body systems
causing us to not feel great,
also things can grow,
and multiply,
and we don't want that.
So root it out and flush it away.
Easy peasy!
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I’m going to be a straight-shooter right now, mmmkay?
If you’ve been given a label and don't want to accept it,
then all you need to do is cleanse your body masterfully
to get rid of the build-up of junk
causing the problems in the first place.
Again, I did 200 days of cleansing in two years,
alongside approximately 500 other people,
then got certified to teach this strategy
that's been around since 1941...
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which goes perfectly with the Gerson Therapy
regimen I stuck to for an entire year a decade ago
as well as
the nutrition certification I have.
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What I'm saying is,
I am no stranger to taking matters into my own hands to actually be healthy
rather than give my body over to someone else to fix up.
Because I used to do that and it didn't turn out very well.
Empowerment is the way to go and that's what I'm showing you here.
Anyway, some people charge $300-500 for their health related courses!
WHAAAAT?!
And I’m over here with my stuff because this is the least expensive way to cleanse and it should stay that way.
I want to show you this and then send you on your way.
So there’s that.
You’re invited to learn how to effectively cleanse the junk out of your gut, tissues, & arteries
while boosting mental health,
preventing the need for toxic medications and
allowing you to stay as far away from the hospital as possible for obvious reasons.
Even if you haven't lived a healthy lifestyle or eaten the best diet, it's never too late to correct these things, because the body never stops healing!
It's always fighting for you!
So then it makes sense to give your beautiful bod the right tools
to efficiently get the job done.
Amiright....?
We’ve been programmed to look to a doctor before looking at God’s glorious choices that are right before our very eyes.
After all, He gave us eyes to see and ears to hear.
🍋 So, are you ready to cleanse and let your shiz go, or what?!!
So, lover of life,
YOU ARE INVITED
to learn + apply the strategy
that's helped people actually heal
and actually be healthy!
The knowledge + roadmap is here for you
to be a super-duper pooper example
for your family for generations to come!
Or if you're juuuuuust not sure yet,
or it's not quite the right timing for you,
NO BIGGIE 😊
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