More vibrancy, better poop, longer life.
What if I told you that we ALL are
walking around with POUNDS of old c-r-a-p 💩
caked to our insides, like layers of an onion....
...And peeling off those layers is THE winning strategy
to achieve
EXCELLENT HEALTH.
Most people think of success and
supporting themselves & family
by monetary standards.
But what about the other part...?
The HEALTH part of life.
(cause what's the point of having wealth without health?)
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Now, what if I told you that all sick-care labels are actually just one thing?
Toxemia.
And all we have to do to feel better
and say good-bye
to the sick-care label
is to strategically remove the Toxemia.
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So, Toxemia is the the build-up of old waste 💩
in the 30 ft long digestive tract
from years of eating slurry-forming foods...
and this slurry adheres to the colon wall becoming
dehydrated & impacted
which forms layers upon layers
of old shiz 💩
*WARNING: GROSS PIC 👇👇*
And these layers of old shiz
creates an inviting environment for
molds, bacteria, viruses, fungus, parasites, & poisons
to settle into our tissues & organs
...contributing to a weak immune system + susceptibility to illness
AND, making our body shape change in unnatural ways,
while stealing our energy & focus!
It's because the pollution is built-up
and has settled into all.the.parts.
(think "arm fat", "boob fat", "stubborn belly fat")
It's all just one thing! that darn TOXEMIA.
Learning this fact rocked my world, set me free from food fads,
and put me on a mission to help those who want to help themselves!
If you want to ditch the label (fibro, high cholesterol, arthritis, lupus, anxiety, etc)
or
avoid being labeled all together,
to enjoy a better quality of life....
...a longer life filled with joyful days with family & friends
because you feel excellent
and the pollution is gone
and the VITALITY has returned....
...then this cleanse is for you!
Trust me when I say it's the ultimate course-correction.
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Friend, if you're rockin' a heart-centered career,
living in style & swag
while enjoying FREEDOM + FLEXIBILITY
then your opportunity for more of that, along with
FOCUS + CLARITY + SECURITY
starts here, by taking action for your health
with a simple strategy that's been around since 1941!
(this is the part where those who love underground stuff but haven't heard about this yet start to geek out :)
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Your health is YOUR business!
No need to outsource it to someone else!
Just get with the right strategy and OWN yourself....
because it's the opportunity for
exciting personal growth
+
being a super-duper pooper example for others!
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After this cleanse, people will be like,
"WOW, tell me what you are doing!!
You look younger, more refreshed, and 10lbs lighter!"
And you'll be like,
"Thanks, I feel better than I have in years! Look, my dark spots and a few wrinkles went away.
I feel like a new, better version of myself!"
With results this impactful, you'll come back over and over again,
because the value increases each time. Trust me.
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Here's how the Master Cleanse Anytime course goes:
- hop into the course anytime for 60 days access to it so you can cleanse on-and-off
for up to 60 days with continued access to the succinct videos & discussion room!
- Watch the first 3 videos to get the gist
- Then, set your dates for your cleanse.
- Gather just the basic supplies and/or the suggested optional items as well.
(give yourself a 5-7 day buffer to source & get all your cleanse supplies)
- Mark you calendar to pop into the course each morning for 10 days to watch the corresponding video.
- There are 15 total videos that are ~15 minutes long or less.
- Utilize the private discussion room in each module so you can share your shiz 💩 with others
going through the same thing and not feel like a weirdo doing it on social.
- Have fun learning about your new tools for health
that help you actually be healthy and not spin your wheels
with those mainstream branded fads.
- Want additional 1:1 support during your cleanse? Schedule with me here
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Real quick, let me share with you
my backstory on why I
MASSIVELY love this topic-
Picture this: Sicily, 1925
Haaa, just kidding!!
But such good way to start a story, right?!
Okay for real now-
Picture this: Wisconsin, 2010. It was a cold, snowy winter evening.
I'm an early 30's fun & silly gal movin' & shakin'
with career, love, dogs, & first home.
I'm getting ready for bed by washing the day off my face.
As I'm moisturizing my neck, I feel a lump on the lower front-left side.
I quickly became concerned and knew that lumps were not a good sign.
So, I did the things that I was taught to do by family
and the societal system called "healthcare", which I later
realized is actually sick care.
I spent the next few weeks
going to several doctor appointments,
one being an endocrinologist
who took a fine needle and inserted it into my neck
and into the lump that was growing on my thyroid
to test for cancer cells.
That was NOT fun at all.
Those appointments have never made me feel good.....
the anxiety leading up to it
the dreadful drive over
the unwelcoming feeling once inside
the complicated "answers" they give
that do not make actual sense.
So, it turns out the lump was given the cancer label,
and I kept going down the path of the "healthcare" system
EVEN THOUGH my GUT was SCREAMING at me!
But through all my panic and over-reacting,
I couldn't hear it well enough
to know it was trying to tell me
that the lump was just a SIGN
that my body was severely polluted
and that if I unpolluted it,
the lump would dissolve
and that symptom
of sickness would go away.
But I kept going down the road of trusting someone else with my body,
because that's what I was taught to believe I should do
and when that surgery day came in May, I was an emotional mess.
3 weeks later, when the shock wore off,
I really dug into the internet of things
and realized I made a major medical choice mistake
by having a total thyroidectomy,
plus removal of 2 out of 4 parathyroid glands
plus removal of 33 lymph nodes.
I realized the severity of my choice hooked me into the sick care system
and made me a customer of pharma for the rest of my life.
I had a meltdown.
You see, cancer does not run in my family...
(I was a pack-a-day smoker for far too long,
ate cookies for lunch and mostly processed food
& used chemicals in my home and on myself)
and THERE IS enough evidence to show
that cancer is a lifestyle dis-ease...
(plus there's science called epigenetics)
which means there's enough evidence now
to show that we can absolutely fix our shiz ourselves,
and avoid the labels AND the system.
The info is there, people.
The answers are there for us to get
and then its up to us to
DO.THE.THINGS.
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So if someone, (anyone!) had told me to calm down,
that my body was simply showing me that I'm polluted....
that there was this gentle and impactful cleanse
established in 1941....
that made a man's ulcer go away within 10 days...
and that if I do 10+ days
I'd loosen up and poo out all the pollution
and make my problem go away.......I would have listened!
But I didn't have someone in my life like that at the time.
So, what I'm saying is,
Hieeeee!
I am that person for you,
especially if you value:
INDEPENDENCE
PERSONAL GROWTH
KNOWLEDGE AS POWER
SIGNIFICANCE
WINNING
and FREEDOM
The icing on this lemony cake is the
abundance of knowledge you'll get
with your own self-science....so get ready to journal
about the journey!
Plus, I already did the research
and am having massive success with
this Master Cleanse because I do it correctly.
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I cleansed for over 100 cumulative days during year one....
I've kept off the 10lbs,
I am participating in self-love & self-reliance,
I fluently learned the best strategy out there which totally simplified my life
I am showing others how to enjoy this health strategy
and a better quality of life.
In this one beautiful life we have,
it's okay to want to take a different path,
it's okay to want to look at things differently!
This succinct one-of-a-kind course will help you:
- quickly & correctly get rid of old shiz 💩 that's polluting you
- spend NO MORE time worrying about dis-eases & sickness
- learn how to strategically keep yourself well for the rest of your life
If you're thinking:
"I need a really good proven plan instead of fad diets"
OR
"I'd rather spend my time vibrantly loving life than popping pills"
OR
"I love myself enough to take actionable steps"
OR
"I want to be a good example for the next generation of family members"
.......then THIS IS FOR YOU!
Please know, I made this especially for you, the busy human, who wears all the hats.
But you don't have to go down the rabbit holes
and gather tons of knowledge,
just commit to yourself and apply
this simple proven strategy and see for yourself!
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So, get this.......
- the oldest person to do this cleanse was 94 years old
- the youngest was 4 months
- losing 10lbs of old shiz 💩 is common, and keeping it off is easier
than those lame "weight loss" fads that clearly are of no value
- many people have gotten rid of their labels, ones like:
fibromyalgia, allergies, hypothyroidism,
infertility, smoker, food addict,
eczema, IBS, anything neurologic.
talk about FREEDOM!
You see, it's absolutely possible to:
Enjoy the outdoors without sneezing & watery eyes!
Ditch the label & drugs and feel alert & alive!
No longer be embarrassed by your skin!
Easily lose 10lbs of old 💩
Gather your own data with self-science!
And have a baby naturally like God intended!
Here's a cleansing account you may want to know about:
My teacher and his wife wanted to have a baby
but she was told not to due to cervical cancer.
She went on the cleanse for just 10 days
and conceived the first baby later that month,
had a normal pregnancy, and a healthy baby at birth.
Then 11 months after that, she had their second healthy baby!
(And for the record, there was no cervical cancer anymore.)
You see, those mainstream labels are simply an opportunity to take action.....
BECAUSE THE TRUTH IS
and that waste mound lays on top of important organs
making them dysfunction.
So just get rid of the old shiz 💩piled up in there!
SO, HOW EXACTLY?
🍋 Lemon helps loosen and break up mucus and waste inside the body.
Mucus is one of the body's defenses to protect itself against irritations, but when stress
and mucus-forming foods pile up in the body preventing it from
eliminating this mucus effectively, dis-ease will be the outcome.
🍁 Maple Syrup provides the energy from an unprocessed sugar, which still contains all of its original nutrients.
A study found many health beneficial compounds found in Maple Syrup that were created in the boiling down of the maple sap, therefore the health benefits of Maple Syrup actually increase in the boiling process!
Maple Syrup has faced adversity by being grouped with many other types of sugar,
including honey, that have none of the robust health benefits.
This has led people to believe that it will cause blood sugar issues
and is "just like any other sugar", which in fact it definitely is not.
🌶 Cayenne Pepper is a Master Herb. It is used by herbalists to treat a wide range of problems
and to enhance the effectiveness of many other herbs.
It also breaks up mucus and waste like a BOSS and acts as a cleanser for the digestive,
respiratory, and circulatory systems. 🤯
It contains Vitamins A & C, and some B.
It also contains calcium & potassium
**Cayenne Pepper also stimulates the metabolic rate in the body,
burning more calories, and leading to greater energy!
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While 10 days is the minimum, many people choose to continue longer
depending on their overall health.
- one man did the cleanse for 40 days for religious reasons
- Wayne Dyer did the cleanse for 20 days and his leukemia went away
- a 44 year old active man did the cleanse for 28 days and gained 8lbs of muscle
- a 43 year old woman did the cleanse for 18 days and lost 10lbs of mucus and old shiz 💩
- a 70 year old woman did the cleanse for 14 days and got rid of her shakes and the label that went with it
- a 35 year old woman did the cleanse for 64 consecutive days while training and then running a marathon
- a 42 year old woman did the 10 day cleanse on-and-off a few times and made a growing lump in her rectum go away
- a 48 year old woman did the 10 day cleanse on-and-off for 1 year and decided to go off her thyroid meds because her levels normalized
- a 50 year old man cleansed on-and-off for a few months and his blood work looked so good he decided to go off his cholesterol medication
- a 65 year old woman cleansed for 60 total days in a year and during her last cleanse, she coughed up black mucus and felt better immediately after
- a 25 year old woman did the cleanse on-and-off for months, was feeling extremely emotional one day while on the cleanse, and when she eliminated a cluster of dead parasites, she felt better immediately after
- and in 1974, Gary Young did the cleanse for 256 consecutive days and walked away from his wheelchair and went on to create the billion dollar wellness company Young Living Essential Oils
The added bonus is how low-cost this 10 day cleanse is!
low side about $100
higher side about $200
It depends on:
cost of basic supplies and
how many of the other tools you want to get that are optional,
or you may already have them!
IN COMPARISON:
An "organic raw juice cleanse" will cost you
$250-$500 all in
And that's not even a cleanse, sorry to say....
because when we have
DECADES of old shiz 💩 caked onto our insides,
it's near impossible to
actually absorb and utilize those nutrients.
I know because I did the Gerson Therapy post-surgery
and had tummy troubles the first few months!
(20lbs of produce per day + 4 coffee enemas, for 1-2 YEARS......
That regimen is HARD.....
and not realistic for busy people)
So there's that.
Again, here's how the Master Cleanse Anytime course goes:
- hop into the course anytime for 60 days access to it so you can cleanse on-and-off
for up to 60 days with continued access to the succinct videos & discussion room!
- Watch the first 3 videos:
How to make the Lemonade
Supplies & Timing of things
Introduction
- Then, set your dates for your cleanse.
- Gather just the basic supplies and/or the suggested optional items as well.
(give yourself a 5-7 day buffer to source & get all your cleanse supplies)
- Mark you calendar to pop into the course each morning to watch the corresponding video.
- There are 14 total videos that are ~15 minutes long or less.
- Utilize the private discussion room in each module so you can share your shiz 💩 with others
going through the same thing and not feel like a weirdo doing it on social.
- Have fun learning about your new tools for health
that help you actually be healthy and not spin your wheels
with those mainstream branded fads.
- Want additional 1:1 support during your cleanse? Schedule with me here
🍋🍁🌶
So, lover of life,
if you're ready to easily apply the strategy
that's helped people actually heal
and actually be healthy...
and you want the knowledge + roadmap
to be a super-duper pooper example
for your family for generations to come....
then this cleanse is for you!
Or if you're juuuuuust not sure yet,
or it's not quite the right timing for you,
NO BIGGIE 😊
Hop onto my Cleanser List to simply stay in-the-know
about upcoming cleanse stuff
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